A Good Friday Chuckle

Somebody give this man a big fat raise, a bucket of chicken, and a fur for his wife:

A trio of animal-rights protesters didn't find any welcome mat when they stopped at a KFC, but the restaurant manager did turn on the sprinkler system for them.

Manager John Olivo turned the sprinklers on full blast to soak the protesters from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals who were standing by the curb. They were campaigning for more humane methods of killing.

UPDATE: Why don't we starve and dehydrate the chickens to death. After all, liberals agree that's a peaceful and serene way to die, right?

The protesters, including one in a chicken suit, were followed by a man with a microphone who said he eats beef.

"You're not going to win, not in Brownsville," David Ingersoll shouted through his microphone at the protesters at a busy intersection. His stepchildren passed out anti-PETA pamphlets to stopped drivers.

The PETA members did not give up on their message.

"It hasn't been quite like this in other parts of the state," said Chris Link, PETA's campaign coordinator, who is traveling to protest KFC in 12 Texas cities.

"It's a rarity that we get this," he said after being doused by the sprinklers.

What's left to say but, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Save a chicken, kill a baby. Gee, I don't miss being a Democrat. Because that's a tough one to defend and an even tougher one to live with.

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Comments

[bubba]

them boys kin kill chikens, jes doan tuch my wife! shes at road iland red.

[Faith+1]

I live not very far from PETA HQ in Norfolk. One of the local radio stations holds anannual "PETA Fishing Tournament" in the bay right outside their building.

[Ed Flinn]

"It's a rarity that we get this"

It's called a bath, and the first one's free.

[mikem]

"It's called a bath, and the first one's free."

LMAO

[blogbudsman]

Good post. I do offer another perspective regarding removing feeding tubes from spiritless, lifeless vegetated bodies. Once the tube is removed, induce a morphine drip that will cease the involuntary organ functions quickly. I doubt if many folks are satisfied with the ludicrous starve and dehydrate process the medical and legal community has strapped us with. My loved ones tell me they want to die with dignity.

[Igor]

I'm a member of the "other PETA" - People Enjoying Tasty Animals. Yum!

Igor

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