Pamela aka Atlas is happy to present you with Accuracy in Academia's Little Churchill Awards (me I would have named it the little Mosquehills, but hey that's just me.........)
AIA Bestows Little Churchills
At its 20th anniversary dinner, Accuracy in Academia will make its first
annual
presentation of its Little Churchill awards, named after Ward not
Winston, for dubious academic achievement. Just as the colorful Ethnic Studies
professor has distinguished himself for calling the victims of the World Trade
Center attacks of 9-11-01 Little Eichmanns, thus comparing them to the notorious
Nazi from the Second World War, so too have a host of academics distinguished
themselves by their ethnic sensitivity in an age of “tolerance.” But Ward
Churchill’s achievements do not end there. He has also produced scholarship
that either already appeared elsewhere under someone else’s name or, when it was
indisputably original, was factually challenged. Accordingly, AIA acknowledges
the many competitors in higher education to Ward Churchill’s still-evolving
legacy of sensitivity, originality and, above all, accuracy.
- The Little Churchill award for sensitivity. Like the award which we will
bestow for original scholarship that rivals Ward Churchill’s own trend-setting
accomplishments, the contenders for this prize come from a crowded field. Thus,
we have a two-way tie for what might be termed the Little Churchill Little
Eichmann. The distinguished joint winners of this prize are Hatem
Bazian—the University of California at Berkeley professor who called for an
Intifada in the United States and… Northeastern University (Illinois) professor
Shahid
Alam who compared the 9-11 terrorists to America’s founding fathers.
- The Little Churchill award for original scholarship came down to another
two-way tie between Columbia University Middle East Studies professor Rashid
Khalidi and recently-retired Central Connecticut State University president
Richard
L. Judd. Khalidi, who thinks America’s media make too big a deal about
suicide bombers, posted an article under his own name on the web that matched up
section by section with the work of another author, who was conveniently
deceased. Judd offered an opinion column to the Hartford Courant that looked
remarkably like an editorial by another writer that had appeared in The New York
Times.
- The Little Churchill prize for accuracy. This award also functions as a
lifetime achievement award for historian Howard
Zinn. If he had written nothing else, and many of us wish that were the
case, the grand master of historical fantasy would win the award for his
demonstrably unfounded assertion that unemployment grew during the Reagan
Years.
Malcolm A. Kline is the executive director of Accuracy in Academia.